Weed Cake

Have you ever tried a slice of weed cake? It tastes really good and it will get you "high" quicker than smoking a joint. The ingredients of a weed cake is the same as a Christmas cake: 3 cups of flour, 2 eggs, half cup of sugar, 2 spoons of butter, chopped up fruits, 1 cup of water, 1 table spoon of oil, 1 tea spoon of baking powder, half cup of red wine, 2 buds of your favorite marijuana and make sure you paste butter in the baking tin before baking it. One slice of this cake will get you "high" ten times quicker than smoking weed, it will also make your throat really dry. The reason for you getting high quicker is because the real effects of THC from marijuana is felt when heated so since the bud is already baked it would make the THC phenomenal. Marijuana must not be ate raw...